Put together by the venerable "Skinny Dipper" after a hell of a weekend and several hours of reading other "serious" club bylaws.  Thanks S.D.!!
(we don't really subscribe to these beliefs most of the time)

DCORK BYLAWS

(1)

Only Vehicles with  Bubble Gum, Baling Wire, Coat Hangers, Bungee Cords or Zip Ties holding important pieces on them allowed.

(2)

Any vehicle that breaks down on the trail will be towed back to camp and used for spare parts.

(3)

Vehicles sporting "Tread Lightly" stickers will be run over.

(4)

Any member of the Seirra Club will have a tree planted up his/her ass.

(5)

Sexual harassement will not only be tolerated, it will be graded.

(6)

No whining

(7)

Any complaints will be written, copied in triplet, submitted to the President and used for kindling to start the campfire.

(8)

Drinking of alchoholic beverages is not only allowed, it is mandatory!.

(9)

Any person drinking more beer than he brought will be stuffed into the first empty icechest.

(10)

No person will be allowed to participate in any "Campfire Conversion" seminars until after they have consumed approximately half their weight of Tequila.